Mafia: New Beginnings

Ladies and gentlemen, we need to play some mafia. I don't care if its a small bunch of us that head on over to epicmafia, or we get a game started up here on this forum, but we've gotta do it. You, random person that logged on and looked here because there was a new post, and you, random person that just joined this forum and is looking around at stuff for the first time: you want to join in on this. For real. Doesn't matter if you don't have the foggiest idea what mafia is, you'll learn, it's not that tough. So come one come all, let's do this, post your interest here in this thread and let's get something organized!

My interest rate is 4.5%, but I don't know what that has to do with mafia.

And I can get mine down to as low as 3.5% if it makes my bid more attractive. Either way, I'm ready to join the Mafia!